Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Why Professional Sports Should be More Like Psychiatry
Okay, so we all have our strengths and our weaknesses. I get calls from people all the time and they tell me their problems over the phone, but sometimes we don't end up scheduling or they don't end up coming, so at this point, the story isn't the story until the patient is in front of me. But once there is a real live person in my office, often in pain, with a unique personal history, parts of which I hear over and over with time, the story gels. I remember sons and daughters and mothers and fathers and spouses, and deaths and pets and who cheated and who left someone feeling so very badly. Sometimes I have to hear it twice or I forget the precise details, or I cheat and look at my notes between sessions, but the big picture stuff: I get it and I remember it. It comes naturally, there's not much trying.
I live in a family where everyone is really excited about sports. My kids played sports. I went to their games. I had no clue what was happening, kids who all looked alike in uniforms and helmets ran around the fields. Sometimes someone hit a home run or scored a goal and that was exciting (if I was even paying attention) and sometimes I knew the other kids, so that helped a little, if I could tell which kid was which in rapid motion in all their gear. Whole games went by where I watched my kid only to discover, oops, not my kid.
Okay, so my family isn't just a little into this. Season's tickets to the Ravens games and my son writes for a fantasy sports website (this is a real job). My daughter went to every college football game and also loves the Ravens (and particularly ex-Raven Torrey's Smith's baby). They all know the rules. They all wait for Sunday. And Monday night. And Thursday. And college football on Saturday. They know all the players. They dress in purple. It's fun. Fun? I know a few of the players, but these big guys in funny looking costumes are hard to keep straight. Flacco, I got you. Ray Lewis, #52, but he's no more a Raven. Suggsy...T-sizzle...are you even still here? And it's not quite the game...I know the basic rules: the purple guys run one way to a goal and the other guys run the other way. 4 downs to get 10 yards, and then it resets to the next first down. MOVE THOSE CHAINS!! (I'm good, right?). To get a goal, you get to the end zone and have the celebration dance. If you don't get far enough by the third down, you can try for a field goal or punt to the other team and hope that you get it down far enough on the field that they start with a lousy position. Time outs, hail Mary's, I mean I'm golden. Still, I have no idea, and if I know the score and which team has possession, I'm doing well. The details of every play, might as well be speaking Swahili to me. And those yellow flags everywhere-- the calls and the penalties all seem so random.
So by some family quirk, we root for the Ravens and we root for the Red Sox. This is serious business. Today we went to a Red Sox -Orioles game. Both teams vying for first place and the stadium was empty. Big Papi, Mookie Betts (did you know he's a professional bowler too?). Xander Boegarts, now there's a great name. The rules, I have down, but again, I'm doing well if I know the score and who's at bat. Sometimes I remember who hits a home run. But unlike my family members, I don't remember each player's performance on the field and at bat for each inning. Someone slid into second and he got his uniform very dirty. The Red Sox won, my family was happy.
So I have tried to memorize the line up, to make the players real so they would come to life and maybe I'd remember their stories. But they are like the people on the phone who may or may not show up, and the truth is it's hard to find much personal information about them. I want each each player to do a YouTube discussion, a few minutes of "here is my life," with some stand out things, interactions with their family members, parents who helped them become pros, what they aspire to, and maybe then, if football was more like psychiatry, I could feel invested in the players and their professional performance.
I mean really, what could be more exciting for pro sports?
Posted by Dinah on Tuesday, September 20, 2016